This Is NOT a Joke (Well, It Is Intended as a Joke but It Is a TRUE Story)

So I was reading a piece this morning about 3 professors who are leaving the United States as an act of protest against the authoritarian regime that is taking hold here. Our refusal to believe this can occur in America, said one of the professors, is akin to those on the Titanic going down but holding firm to the understanding that this ship can't sink.

On another note, my family is in the process of redoing our kitchen. We have just begun to place orders in said regard. Last evening my wife was animated as she advised that something we awaited was now on its way to us. You see, she had received the news that this sink can ship.