There Is No Joy In Mudville
The boys were down by two
With just two frames to play
And it seemed quite clear
This was not to be their day
One out, then two
Quickly in the eighth
But Soto drew ball four
And Judge came to the plate
Clase entered the game
The best against the best
When the soaring ball touched down
It was a tied contest
Next to arrive on the scene
Was Stanton with Samson's strength
The night air quivered and it shook
At his prodigious homer's length
My team thus led by one
In the ninth it grew to two
Cleveland's goose was cooked
It was a Guardian stew
For our pitcher was a Weaver
Of tales of his great feats
And with two outs in the ninth
The opponents were dead meat
When Thomas hit one off the wall
Noel strode to the bat
No Santa for the Yanks was he
He tied it just like that
And in the tenth, the extra frame
We had a chance to score
But came up empty, so the game
Remained tied as before
In the bottom came the end
Two gone and one aboard
When Mr. Fry's shot pierced the air
And shattered the scoreboard
There is a game come the morrow
A chance to make things right
But for my Mudville nine this day
There was no joy in sight