The Taking of America

Brits declare America as their colony.

In a stunning move, King Charles today decreed that the American Revolution was a sham, never happened, and that Donald Trump and the United States must surrender within 12 hours or face consequences "the likes of which the world has never known."

Apart from having indisputable proof that Donald Trump's father was an illegal alien who came to the States for the purpose of creating birthright citizenship for his son, Charles showed video evidence that Washington was playing golf in Pennsylvania on the very day in 1781 it was fraudulently reported Cornwallis surrendered his troops to the American general at Yorktown, Virginia.

Trump is not an American citizen, the war was a lie and, in addition to returning the U.S. to England, Charles is requiring Panama and Greenland be annexed as British colonies.

Rumor is that President Trump hopes he can retain Mar-a-Lago as an independent nation in the agreement. Charles is said to be open to discussing this as he has been advised Florida is likely to be swept into the ocean within the next decade.

Oh, and one more item. The King has indicated that, starting today, the United States of America shall now be known as the Gulf of Charlestown.