The Plight of Jeffrey Goldberg

Jeffrey Goldberg was accidentally included on my group chat about the Yankees starting rotation.

It seems Mr. Goldberg has now been thrust into a wormhole in the universe. At last count he had now been part of over 16,000 discussions he had no intention of entering.

When questioned about this phenomenon, Mr. Goldberg was nonplussed. “I now know more about knitting needles, tennis elbow, what time teenagers should be home at night on the weekend and a thousand other matters than I ever wanted. Best restaurants in Oklahoma City? Who the Mexican President would invite to a dinner for 8? Why the school board chairman is not talking to his co-chairman?”

Asked whether he had been included in any more conversations about bombing or other similar issues, Mr. Goldberg refused to answer, only suggesting he is well equipped to discuss in great detail who the Yankees should pursue as another top of the line starter.