The Goose and the Gander

So Samuel Bankman-Fried headed off to jail, his bail revoked because he was apparently using the New York Times as a conduit to intimidate or harass potential witnesses against him in his upcoming trial. 

And, on the same day we read of Donald Trump ignoring court directives to stifle his blatant attempts to do kind of, well exactly, what led Mr. Bankman- Fried to worry about who his new roommate might be.

The Judge indicated that Mr. Trump's running for the Republican nomination was but his day job (I love that characterization) and that making him meet the requirements of the court was a mandate for him, no different from any other defendant.

In perfect harmony , Mr. Bankman-Fried's cell mate would be a 77 year old orange haired, foul mouthed one time leader of the mostly free world.

But I guess in this actual not so real universe, what is bad for the goose is not always so for the gander. Thus, while SBF stews, Mr. Trump still cock a doodle does his thing.