The Foppish King Sings "Just Stand Down" (to the tune of "You'll Be Back" from Hamilton)

You sigh

The sound of my voice is a sound that you just can't abide

You cry

Your oh so sad tears for those who you're trying to hide

Why so mad?

You had your chance and you just threw it away

You should be glad

We're a romance that's had a few really bad days

Just stand down, soon, no now

And give a curtsy to me or bow

Just stand down, now is swell

Or I'll make your life a living Hell

You think that you've seen it all

And you can engineer my fall

But if I push and shove

With the full force of my forces I will show you all my love

Da-da-da, dat da......

You whine, your screams alarming, not charming at all

You pray for my downfall but that's not your call

So no, don't think you'll scare me

Cause I am really carefree

Like math you're just my subject

My once, my always subject

Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

Just stand down close that door

Or I'll use my troops to wipe the floor

For you know, all your days

I will wear this crown, you'll sing my praise

Tempers rise people fall

And in the end you'll heed my call

For when I wrong your rights

I will do it with a smile and a few Marines on site

Da-da-da, dat-da...