Taylor Made
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/30/us/politics/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-trump.html?searchResultPosition=1
("Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce and a MAGA Meltdown")
"What your kind of people call 'conspiracy theories', I simply call an amalgam of collective incentives hiding in plain sight."
Has there ever been a more idiotic comment dressed up in a tuxedo? I mean Frank Bruni may have to rethink his "love of sentences" after Vivek Ramaswamy's latest foray into the twilight zone.
So the Super Bowl is but a Democratic plot to re-elect Joe Biden, Taylor Swift is a deep cover operative for the "wrong team" and her relationship with Travis Kelce is no truer than the CIA created suggestion that January 6th was something more than a frat party that got a teeny bit out of hand. Okey dokey.
The English language has suffered a mortal blow in the Trump years. Bigly. Words have been strung together that have damaged our intellect, insulted our capacity to reason and sought to convince us that reality was but a mirage, a fiction born out of whole cloth.
There is however one phrase in our lexicon that applies herein and is the catalyst for such pretzel twisting agita from the likes of Mr. Ramaswamy: to the Swift go the spoils.
The Super Bowl: Taylor made and endorsed by Dems.
The loud crash you just heard was the 'amalgam of collective brains' of the MAGA crew falling into the abyss.
Gee, and here i thought that the super bowl was just a football game.
In the coming baseball season, is there some conspiracy we can come up with to the number of batters hit by a pitch and a correlation as to whether those batters were Republicans? Or is it just that Ramaswamy was hit by a pitch during his childhood? --RE