Musk-rats

The Musk-rat is a stocky semi- aquatic rodent native to North America. The largest member of the lemmings. With 8 to 11 inch scaly tall tales.

Musk-rats are known to take up residence in ponds, large bodies of water and Federal agencies and can be difficult to extract.

Musk-rats can cause structural damage to dams, dikes and democracy.

Erosions due to Musk-rat burrows may cause cave ins and the collapse of an economy.

Musk-rats pose a threat to homeowners by destroying their infrastructure.

Musk-rats may prove the reason for the erosion of our foundational principles.

Musk-rats eat roots, stems and fruits of the poisonous clearly nuts tree.

Musk-rats cause many diseases including parasites and sycophants.

Musk-rats are not normally considered dangerous but they can be if provoked or given instructions to attack every institution in the Government.

Scent repellants for Musk-rats include coyote urine, fox urine and the truth.

Musk-rats are part of the Musk-eteer crime family.

Contact a wildlife officer if you see a Musk-rat. Do not try to reason with it yourself.

Musk-rats are not house broken and should not be considered as suitable pets. Unless your first name is Elon.