Man Writes Perfect Two Hundred Word Letter to the Editor of the New York Times

In a stunning achievement long thought more impossible than a man walking on the moon, Roger Bannister breaking the four minute mile, or one storage pack that can keep items both hot or cold, a 71 year old man has now constructed a response to an opinion piece in this newspaper that is without blemish.

It has been scrutinized by our editors who at first were convinced it was an A.I. hoax. It was only after the author of this remarkable work agreed to undergo a polygraph test and passed this examination without wobble, that the inescapable conclusion was reached.

In celebration of this milestone, only his words will be published in today's letters section. The balance of that portion of the page normally reserved for thoughts of others will be left blank, the first time in our long and storied history that this has occurred.

When asked for comment on his most wondrous accomplishment, our Shakespeare refused to reply except to say that he got lucky.

Luck, we at the Times believe, had nothing to do with it.

So, without further delay, here it is:)