Jeopardy

There is a new edition of this game show set to air at the end of January. The star of The Apprentice is rumored to be the guest host for the first episode. While it is difficult to imagine a newly elected President having the time to devote to this endeavor it is said that Mr. Trump has chosen all the categories. I am advised he has decided upon the following areas of concentration in single Jeopardy:

Things Mike Pence and Liz Cheney have in common

Five words to remember three minutes from now

Foods Vladimir Putin enjoys

Tariffs, Teslas and Tommy Tuberville

Lies, dirty lies and other winning strategies

In Double Jeopardy he has selected:

Words that rhyme with Mississippi and antidisestablishmentarianism

Immigrants, illegals and the minimum wage

Social security, Medicare and Melania's parents

January 6th, July 4th and the day my mother in law left town

FDR had four, I may have more

And for Final Jeopardy, Mr. Trump chose:

Names of Vice Presidents who will serve under me after J.D. Vance