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The President of El Salvador has been deported from the United States and imprisoned in his own country for failing to wear a tie to his meeting with President Trump at the White House.

"It shows a total lack of respect for the office" J.D. Vance exclaimed. "After Zelensky (I will not give him a second Y, he does not deserve it) insulted this country by coming here in his workout clothes, we set a firm, unreported mandate on dress. Those who breach our unannounced directive are subject to immediate expulsion and prolonged detention without process, due or otherwise."

All of this caught President Trump by surprise. "I actually kind of liked the guy" he said. "But rules are rules, and if they are not followed, all we are left with is chaos."

A spokesperson for President Bukele indicated that he intends to appeal his deportation, all the way to our Supreme Court, stating that he firmly believes in our 3 co-equal branches of government. " No man is above the law."