Greenland Is My Land

Greenland is my land

No it's not your land

I say I'll take it

That is my grand plan

And if I want it

Don't give a goddamn

Greenland was meant for only me

I'll send the air force

I'll have it of course

I may not need it

But I am the boss

And if I want it

My win is your loss

Greenland was meant for only me

It has some flowers

Some ivory towers

And it is known for

Some real nice showers

And so I want it

Within the hour

Greenland was meant for only me

From Greenland's rivers

For which I quiver

You can see Russia

Or maybe Prussia

I have to have it

And I just won't quit

Greenland was meant for only me

Greenland from sea to shining sea

Trumpland tomorrow it will be