(”Trump Signs Executive Orders Targeting Birthright Citizenship”)
As we all know, Donald Trump is an intellectual giant, an intense studier of the history of this nation and a bold thinker willing to push the envelope to achieve truth, justice, the American way.
Thus when he disregards the dictates of the ruling of the Supreme Court issued two months earlier and declares, by executive orders hand crafted with his brilliance, that our understanding of birthright citizenship did not account for previously undisclosed asterisks, we are enormously grateful.
Thank you Mr. President for not limiting the parameters of your office (or the perimeters of your brain) to prevent you from remolding this country (or remodeling the reflecting pool) in your image. It is incomprehensible that we were able to muddle through for nearly 250 years in the mud without your impeccable brain.
God bless America and God bless God plus (that’s you, Mr. Trump, sir, your Excellency, your majesty, your highness, your holiness, you’re everything I hoped for, you’re everything I need, you are so beautiful to me).
Seems you are lobbying for a secretary job.
Got that right!