Get Out!
Governors of 11 blue states have joined forces to issue a proclamation that all Republicans in their respective jurisdictions must leave within the next 48 hours.
"These people pose an existential threat to the safety and well being of our constituents. We must, for the welfare of our communities, demand the immediate expulsion of anyone who voted for Donald Trump in the 2016, 2020 or 2024 elections, or who found good cause for the release of the J6ers.
Anyone who does not follow this mandate will be forcibly detained and removed by SNOW (spit nuts out wantonly)
If a Republican seeks a stay from deportation they must sign a pledge of fealty to the Democratic party, rip up their poster of Mr. Trump with a bloodied ear and toss their MAGA hat into a raging bonfire fueled with Trump Bibles.
Even should this occur, they may still be summarily given the heave ho without cause at any moment and may only return upon presentation of a valid visa and passport to enter Democratic territory. Understanding further that even as they come back to their own residences they will remain subject to being once more thrust out for no reason at all."
When Governor Stuart on behalf of the Rivers 11 (all the states in question having rivers) was questioned on the Constitutionality of this plan he replied: "We still have a Constitution?"