EMERGENCY - Democratic Plea for Campaign Contributions

The sky is falling.

I hate to bother you but democracy has one foot out the door and the Statue of Liberty is trying to arrange for Canadian citizenship. 

We have fallen short of our monetary goal, but neither you nor I know what that amount is.

Herschel Walker may win, Dr. Oz is thinking of actually moving to Pennsylvania and the crazies are about to lock us up and throw away the keys.

If you care about the melting glaciers, if you think the Constitution is actually worth the paper it was printed on, if you don't fancy the thought of a Confederate flag in your front yard and two guns under every bed, if the idea of Donald Trump taking up permanent residency in the White House makes you wake up crying  then please stop whatever you are doing, empty your bank account and send every penny you have to save this nation before it is too late.

And we will also throw in, without charge, an "I Love Hillary" button for the first 100 who now bankrupt themselves for the cause of truth, justice and keeping us in office a little longer.

Thanks and enjoy your day.

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