Clarence Thomas Sings "If I Only Had a Brain"

I could show off my new power

Singing in the shower

Or talk with a great dane

And your ear I'd be bending

Yes my thoughts would be trending

If I only had a brain

I could answer any question

That you could even mention

About a car or plane

I could fix a carburetor 

And I wouldn't be a hater

If I only had a brain

Oh I could answer you

Why one plus one is two

And discover things I never thinked before

Like history that I'd ignored

I would capture your attention

When bias I would mention

My treatise you could name

My writing would be better

You'd hang on every letter

If I only had a brain