Boy Meets Girl

("Columnist accusing Trump of sex assault faces cross examination in New York courtroom.")

It's a story as old as time. 

Boy meets girl.

Boy sexually assaults girl.

Girl reveals assault many years later.

Boy, now President, slanders and liables girl, denies he ever met her.

Girl sues boy, thanks to tolling of statute of limitations.

Boy won't shut up and continues to denounce girl.

Girl sues again.

Boy loses first trial to girl.

Boy, now ex-President, with enormous following, makes sure girl's life is Hell.

Girl refuses to back down and testifies in second trial.

Boy is not happy.

It is the story of Donald Trump. Liar, liar pants on fire. 

A story as old as time.