Badman and Robbin Strike Again

("Trump administration tells Federal agencies that email responses to Musk ultimatum are voluntary")

“If you don’t answer, you’re sort of semi-fired, because a lot of people are not answering because they don’t even exist.”

Even as President Trump in his beneficence saved the non-existent from immediate execution, confusion reigned.

There was but silence in reply from the non-existent semi-fired (editor's note- it is great fun to put hyphenated words back to back)

That's right, nothing. But the lingering conundrum is if they don't exist can they be considered insubordinate?

While Mr. Musk doubled down by advising that if these malingerers did not respond a second time they would definitely thereafter be terminated, this did not fully resolve a more than hypothetical riddle (editor's note: can you terminate those who have already been permanently terminated?)

We now firmly reside in an alternate universe created by the disastrous duo of Badman and Robbin.

To be continued.