A Note to Me from My Good Friend Dr. Oz

I don't know who you are and haven't even bothered to check that you have voted straight Democrat for over half a century- honestly, I could care less.

I am sending you this urgent request, and yes, it is sent directly (and only) to you, someone who does not even reside in the state where I am running (although it is the state where I have been living for many years, but let's just keep that our little secret).

The future of our democracy is at stake this election. You can be certain when I am elected (I mean, unless I am elected), our very system of government will be in grave peril. And as a doctor I know grave peril when I see it.

I understand you might find virtually every one of my policy positions particularly distasteful (but who among us is perfect), that you question whether I am just playing off my celebrity  and hoping, even should I lose (I won't) that I will land a high paying gig on Fox News and sell a few million copies of the book I am writing entitled "Doctor In the House" (well, not exactly the House, but I am sure you get the, ha-ha, double meaning). I feel your skepticism and embrace it.

Chip in $5 today and get a free mug of my mug. For $25 you also get a shirt, not off my back, but someone from Fetterman's campaign. For $100 I will send you a voice-mail admitting I have no idea what I am doing. And for just $250 you will have a seat on my victory float.

Time is running out. So act today and if you donate in the next 10 minutes I will also throw in a copy of the impeachment charges that are ready for filing against the great imposter now taking up space in the Oval office.

Don't delay. There is too much at stake.

Love (is it OK if I tell you I love you) 

The Good Doctor

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